Funny Story

Funny story... Last night I think I fell in love.

I mean, I wasn’t walking or running it just happen.

See, I was dreaming of who and what I want my prince to be.

You can never be too specific look at Adam and Eve.

So, there I was in this illustrious alternate reality.

Imaging the first time we met thinking it should be serendipity.

I made a list and you know, that’s right.

I am a five star woman so you know I need a five star man right?!

Come on laugh with me the story gets better.

In this dream, he wrote me a beautiful love letter.

He said the first time he saw me he knew I was the one.

He said he wanted to approach me but he was nervous and had to use the bathroom and it wasn’t to do number one.

Now I laughed at this and started to blush.

It was a sight, a black girl turning red I mean it was full flush.

He said he knew my name so he looked me up on Facebook.

What a coincidence I did the same we were both stalkers but you would never be able to tell by the way we look.

After we got pass the awkwardness everything felt normal.

He asked to be his date to the fall formal.

So, there we were having a goodtime.

When all of a sudden, my alarm goes off and I realize it’s getting up time.

I was highly disappointed as one can imagine.

Where’s that Jeanie when you need him?

I need to call my boy Aladin.

See he had my Jeanie on hold and he was holding up progress.

Acting like he is the only one trying to find love messing ‘round with ol’ girl Jasmine.

I finally realized what I was saying.

Turns out I wasn’t awake your girl was still tripping.

So, I proceed to look for my guy again but I guess his alarm went off too.

No worries we’ll see each other again because my next nap is at two ;)